gamzeemakarena: finding a fanart of a character that’s exactly your headcanon
shiny-ebooks: i want a relationship like this
myurlistoolong: novemberrain93: candied-two-fold: novemberrain93: Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow. He’s still tall as fuck though. SLOW DOWN THERE SATAN No who’s bringing this back? Why is this...
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic: i-live-for-glitter-not-you: i-live-for-glitter-not-you Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T???? stOP THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
whoaajulieee: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you Omfg
Master and Pupil
Rolf: Ah, I see...
Shinon: Then you secure it right there, and... There, it's finished!
Rolf: Yeah! Shinon, you're the greatest! I'm so proud that you're my teacher!
Shinon: Oh, come on, Rolf. Don't make puppy eyes at me.
Rolf: What? But it's true! You're really amazing!
Shinon: Cut it out, kid. You exaggerate too much.
Rolf: Are you going to sell this one to Aimee again? Can I come along? Please?
Shinon: I'm not selling this one.
Rolf: What? But... Oh, I got it. You're going to use it yourself. Then can I fight alongside you? I want you to teach me that trick where you shoot them in the neck and then--
Shinon: We can talk about that later. Here, this is for you. Go on, take it.
Rolf: But this is--
Shinon: You've been running around camp with that silly grin plastered on your face, but I can tell all the fighting's wearing you down. I can't help you get a good night's sleep, or make you eat your vegetables, but I can see that you're using a decent bow.
Shinon: I don't know why we're fighting this stinkin' war, but I ain't about to die like a dog. And I know you're too young to be pushing up daisies.
Rolf: But I...
Shinon: What's your problem, kid?
Rolf: I can't possibly pay you back for it! A great bow like this... what can I do? You taught me how to shoot a bow. How to make a bow. And that's not all! You've given me so much, and yet there's nothing I can do to pay you back for it.
Shinon: Of all the stupid...
Shinon: Quit whining at me!
Rolf: Oww! You didn't have to hit me with that bow!
Shinon: Did I ever ask you to pay me back? Did I ever tell you my help had any strings attached? No! Kids should be kids and just learn from their elders!
Shinon: If you want to pay me back, then be better than me! Doesn't matter if it's at using a bow or making one. Just do it better. Then I can point at you and tell people "That's the best student I ever had."
Shinon: I look after you because you have talent. I like watching you, kid. I like watching you shoot better every single day, you know? But if someone sticks an arrow in your eye, I ain't gonna have any way to pass the time. So stay sharp! You hear?
Rolf: ...Fine. Thanks, master. I'll do my best to surpass you. I swear!
Shinon: "Master"? I think I like the sound of that. Keep listening to me and you'll be all right.
khadeins: I know that I’ve mentioned this before, but the more I see Shinon’s cloak-type thing, the more I’m convinced it’s actually Greil’s. Actually… their entire outfits are frighteningly similar. Besides that useless shoulder piec— No, wait, let’s not forget when Shinon promotes to Marksman.
zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
Best thing i did: enter this fandom
Me when something good happens to my OTP: I'M DYING
Me when something bad happens to my OTP: I'M DYING
owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
cobie-smulders: officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
flanoirbunny: you can ship two people of the same gender as a platonic “brotp” without being homophobic (ﾉ ◕ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ you can ship two people of the same gender romantically/sexually without being a queer fetishizer ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ ◕ヽ) you can ship two people of the same gender both platonically and romantically and oh my god stop automatically assuming someone’s ship choices are motivated by...
mitula: What’s in someone’s pants is none of your concern (◡‿◡✿) Who’s been in someone’s pants is none of your concern (◕‿◕✿) How someone identifies themselves is none of your concern (ʘ‿ʘ✿) If someone is genderfluid it’s none of your concern ( ʘ ▽ ʘ )ﾉ If someone changes their gender back it’s none of your concern (●ʘ∀ʘ●) Leave people the fuck alone and mind your own...
doshmobile: drawing on the wrong layer RUNNING OUT OF REDOS WHEN YOU TRY TO FIX IT
cybugs: when ur family makes fun of u for liking something but then u try to explain why u like it and they dont listen
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried